{"title":"Home page","description":"\u003cp\u003eWelcome to Nasty Tee's — where bold spoonerisms meet streetwear attitude. Shop our full lineup of graphic tees, hoodies, tanks, and hats, each featuring the iconic Nasty Tee's skull badge and designs that say what you're really thinking.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGraphic tees, hoodies, tanks, and flat bill caps\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBold spoonerism designs with the iconic skull badge\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePremium fabrics built for all-day wear\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSizes XS–5XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"do-you-like-tig-bittys-tee","title":"\"Do You Like Tig Bittys\" Unisex T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp\u003eGo ahead, ask. Nasty Tee's \"Do You Like Tig Bittys\" tee puts the question front and center with bold lettering and the iconic skull badge logo — a classic unisex fit that's impossible to walk past without a double take.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSoft, lightweight fabric with the right amount of stretch\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePre-shrunk for a consistent fit\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSide-seamed construction with shoulder-to-shoulder taping\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSizes XS–5XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e🎨 \u003cstrong\u003eLove the spoonerism but want to upgrade or customize it your way?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWe can make it yours — three ways:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cdiv style=\"background-color:#1a1a2e;border-left:4px solid #b8860b;padding:14px 18px;margin:12px 0;border-radius:4px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 6px 0;\"\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"color:#b8860b;\"\u003e👕 Garment Upgrade\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 10px 0;color:#ffffff;\"\u003eLove the design as-is but want it on a premium blank like Comfort Colors, a hoodie, or a tank? The $5 mockup fee and garment upgrade cost are both charged upfront. Just select your blank, your color, and your size — then submit your request and we'll take it from there. No approval needed, it goes straight to print.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 12px 0;color:#cccccc;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e🔹 Color note: If your chosen color conflicts with the design, we'll reach out by email before printing to work it out together.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"\/pages\/upgrade-my-garment?design=Do+You+Like+Tig+Bittys\" style=\"display:inline-block;background-color:#b8860b;color:#ffffff;padding:10px 20px;font-size:14px;font-weight:bold;text-decoration:none;border-radius:4px;\"\u003eUpgrade My Garment → Click Here\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv style=\"background-color:#1a2e1a;border-left:4px solid #4caf50;padding:14px 18px;margin:12px 0;border-radius:4px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 6px 0;\"\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"color:#4caf50;\"\u003e🎨 Design Customization\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 10px 0;color:#ffffff;\"\u003eLove the spoonerism but want a different font, color, or layout? We'll redesign it for you. The $5 mockup fee is charged upfront and you'll get 2 mockup options with a 48-hour approval window. Once you approve, we'll send you a payment link for the garment cost and your order goes to print.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 12px 0;color:#cccccc;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e🔹 Logo placement: The Nasty Tee's logo may appear on the front, back, or both depending on the selected layout. The full badge includes nastytees.net.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"\/pages\/customize-this-design?design=Do+You+Like+Tig+Bittys\" style=\"display:inline-block;background-color:#4caf50;color:#ffffff;padding:10px 20px;font-size:14px;font-weight:bold;text-decoration:none;border-radius:4px;\"\u003eCustomize My Design → Click Here\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv style=\"background-color:#2e1a2e;border-left:4px solid #9c27b0;padding:14px 18px;margin:12px 0;border-radius:4px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 6px 0;\"\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"color:#9c27b0;\"\u003e✨ Build Your Own From Scratch\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 10px 0;color:#ffffff;\"\u003eWant to create something completely your own? Use your own words, pick one of our spoonerisms, or bring us your idea and we'll bring it to life. Just pay the $5 mockup fee to get started — you'll get 2 mockup options and nothing goes to print until you give the green light. Once you approve your mockup, we'll send you a payment link for the garment cost. After payment is received, your order goes straight into production.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 8px 0;color:#cccccc;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e🔹 Color note: If your chosen color conflicts with your design, we'll reach out by email before printing to work it out together.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 12px 0;color:#cccccc;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e🔹 Logo placement: The Nasty Tee's logo may appear on the front, back, or both depending on the selected layout. The full badge includes nastytees.net.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"\/pages\/custom-order-request?design=Do+You+Like+Tig+Bittys\" style=\"display:inline-block;background-color:#9c27b0;color:#ffffff;padding:10px 20px;font-size:14px;font-weight:bold;text-decoration:none;border-radius:4px;\"\u003eStart My Custom Order → Click Here\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Nasty Tee's","offers":[{"title":"Black Heather \/ XS","offer_id":49009522737369,"sku":"1643514_9575","price":18.15,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0825\/8741\/8841\/files\/unisex-staple-t-shirt-burnt-orange-front-6a8207b89da2e.jpg?v=1786906559"}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0825\/8741\/8841\/collections\/image.png?v=1786911030","url":"https:\/\/nastytees.net\/collections\/frontpage.oembed","provider":"Nasty Tee's","version":"1.0","type":"link"}