{"title":"Hoodies","description":"\u003cp\u003eStay warm, stay bold. Nasty Tee's hoodies bring the same unapologetic spoonerism energy to heavyweight fleece — perfect for when you want to make a statement without saying a word. Unisex and oversized styles available.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex classic and oversized hoodie styles\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBold spoonerism graphics with the iconic Nasty Tee's skull badge\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight fleece with kangaroo pocket and drawstring hood\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSizes S–5XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"she-loves-my-hard-shaftin-cider-hoodie","title":"\"She Loves My Hard Shaftin Cider\" Hoodie","description":"\u003cp\u003eShe loves it and you know it. Nasty Tee's \"She Loves My Hard Shaftin Cider\" hoodie features a bold apple bucket graphic and Nasty Tee's signature spoonerism style. Cozy, heavyweight, and guaranteed to get a second look.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e50% cotton, 50% polyester heavy blend fleece\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex fit with kangaroo pocket and drawstring hood\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in Black, Red, Indigo Blue \u0026amp; Irish Green\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSizes S–5XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBecause cider never tasted so good\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e🎨 \u003cstrong\u003eLove the spoonerism but want to upgrade or customize it your way?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWe can make it yours — three ways:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cdiv style=\"background-color:#1a1a2e;border-left:4px solid #b8860b;padding:14px 18px;margin:12px 0;border-radius:4px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 6px 0;\"\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"color:#b8860b;\"\u003e👕 Garment Upgrade\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 10px 0;color:#ffffff;\"\u003eLove the design as-is but want it on a premium blank like Comfort Colors, a hoodie, or a tank? The $5 mockup fee and garment upgrade cost are both charged upfront. Just select your blank, submit your request, and we'll take it from there — no approval needed, it goes straight to print.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 12px 0;color:#cccccc;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e🔹 Logo placement: By default our logo will be centered on the front with your words wrapped around it. Prefer something different? You can opt for a small logo on the upper chest instead, or no logo on the front at all. Either way, all garments (excluding hats) will always have our logo in bold print on the back.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"\/pages\/upgrade-my-garment\" style=\"display:inline-block;background-color:#b8860b;color:#ffffff;padding:10px 20px;font-size:14px;font-weight:bold;text-decoration:none;border-radius:4px;\"\u003eUpgrade My Garment → Click Here\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv style=\"background-color:#1a2e1a;border-left:4px solid #4caf50;padding:14px 18px;margin:12px 0;border-radius:4px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 6px 0;\"\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"color:#4caf50;\"\u003e🎨 Design Customization\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 10px 0;color:#ffffff;\"\u003eLove the spoonerism but want a different font, color, or layout? We'll redesign it for you. The $5 mockup fee is charged upfront and you'll get 2 mockup options with a 48-hour approval window. Once you approve, we'll send you a payment link for the garment cost and your order goes to print.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 12px 0;color:#cccccc;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e🔹 Logo placement: By default our logo will be centered on the front with your words wrapped around it. Prefer something different? You can opt for a small logo on the upper chest instead, or no logo on the front at all. Either way, all garments (excluding hats) will always have our logo in bold print on the back.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"\/pages\/customize-this-design\" style=\"display:inline-block;background-color:#4caf50;color:#ffffff;padding:10px 20px;font-size:14px;font-weight:bold;text-decoration:none;border-radius:4px;\"\u003eCustomize My Design → Click Here\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv style=\"background-color:#2e1a2e;border-left:4px solid #9c27b0;padding:14px 18px;margin:12px 0;border-radius:4px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 6px 0;\"\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"color:#9c27b0;\"\u003e✨ Build Your Own From Scratch\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 10px 0;color:#ffffff;\"\u003eWant to create something completely your own? Use your own words, pick one of our spoonerisms, or bring us your idea and we'll bring it to life. Just pay the $5 mockup fee to get started — you'll get 2 mockup options and nothing goes to print until you give the green light. Once you approve, we'll send you a payment link for the garment cost.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 12px 0;color:#cccccc;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e🔹 Logo placement: By default our logo will be centered on the front with your words wrapped around it. Prefer something different? You can opt for a small logo on the upper chest instead, or no logo on the front at all. Either way, all garments (excluding hats) will always have our logo in bold print on the back.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"\/pages\/custom-order-request\" style=\"display:inline-block;background-color:#9c27b0;color:#ffffff;padding:10px 20px;font-size:14px;font-weight:bold;text-decoration:none;border-radius:4px;\"\u003eStart My Custom Order → Click Here\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Nasty Tee's","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":49009818108121,"sku":"2586033_5530","price":29.48,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0825\/8741\/8841\/files\/unisex-heavy-blend-hoodie-white-front-6a8206d858bf8.jpg?v=1786906336"},{"product_id":"cuck-my-sock-hoodie","title":"\"Cuck My Sock\" Hoodie","description":"\u003cp\u003e'Tis the season to say what you really mean. Nasty Tee's \"Cuck My Sock\" hoodie features a bold circular graphic with a festive Christmas stocking — Nasty Tee's signature spoonerism style wrapped up in a cozy heavyweight fleece. Great year-round, legendary during the holidays.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e50% cotton, 50% polyester heavy blend fleece\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex fit with kangaroo pocket and drawstring hood\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBold \"Cuck My Sock\" graphic with Christmas stocking\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSizes S–5XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe gift that keeps on giving double takes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e🎨 \u003cstrong\u003eLove the spoonerism but want to upgrade or customize it your way?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWe can make it yours — three ways:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cdiv style=\"background-color:#1a1a2e;border-left:4px solid #b8860b;padding:14px 18px;margin:12px 0;border-radius:4px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 6px 0;\"\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"color:#b8860b;\"\u003e👕 Garment Upgrade\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 10px 0;color:#ffffff;\"\u003eLove the design as-is but want it on a premium blank like Comfort Colors, a hoodie, or a tank? The $5 mockup fee and garment upgrade cost are both charged upfront. Just select your blank, submit your request, and we'll take it from there — no approval needed, it goes straight to print.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 12px 0;color:#cccccc;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e🔹 Logo placement: By default our logo will be centered on the front with your words wrapped around it. Prefer something different? You can opt for a small logo on the upper chest instead, or no logo on the front at all. Either way, all garments (excluding hats) will always have our logo in bold print on the back.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"\/pages\/upgrade-my-garment\" style=\"display:inline-block;background-color:#b8860b;color:#ffffff;padding:10px 20px;font-size:14px;font-weight:bold;text-decoration:none;border-radius:4px;\"\u003eUpgrade My Garment → Click Here\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv style=\"background-color:#1a2e1a;border-left:4px solid #4caf50;padding:14px 18px;margin:12px 0;border-radius:4px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 6px 0;\"\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"color:#4caf50;\"\u003e🎨 Design Customization\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 10px 0;color:#ffffff;\"\u003eLove the spoonerism but want a different font, color, or layout? We'll redesign it for you. The $5 mockup fee is charged upfront and you'll get 2 mockup options with a 48-hour approval window. Once you approve, we'll send you a payment link for the garment cost and your order goes to print.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 12px 0;color:#cccccc;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e🔹 Logo placement: By default our logo will be centered on the front with your words wrapped around it. Prefer something different? You can opt for a small logo on the upper chest instead, or no logo on the front at all. Either way, all garments (excluding hats) will always have our logo in bold print on the back.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"\/pages\/customize-this-design\" style=\"display:inline-block;background-color:#4caf50;color:#ffffff;padding:10px 20px;font-size:14px;font-weight:bold;text-decoration:none;border-radius:4px;\"\u003eCustomize My Design → Click Here\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv style=\"background-color:#2e1a2e;border-left:4px solid #9c27b0;padding:14px 18px;margin:12px 0;border-radius:4px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 6px 0;\"\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"color:#9c27b0;\"\u003e✨ Build Your Own From Scratch\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 10px 0;color:#ffffff;\"\u003eWant to create something completely your own? Use your own words, pick one of our spoonerisms, or bring us your idea and we'll bring it to life. Just pay the $5 mockup fee to get started — you'll get 2 mockup options and nothing goes to print until you give the green light. Once you approve, we'll send you a payment link for the garment cost.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 12px 0;color:#cccccc;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e🔹 Logo placement: By default our logo will be centered on the front with your words wrapped around it. Prefer something different? You can opt for a small logo on the upper chest instead, or no logo on the front at all. Either way, all garments (excluding hats) will always have our logo in bold print on the back.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"\/pages\/custom-order-request\" style=\"display:inline-block;background-color:#9c27b0;color:#ffffff;padding:10px 20px;font-size:14px;font-weight:bold;text-decoration:none;border-radius:4px;\"\u003eStart My Custom Order → Click Here\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Nasty Tee's","offers":[{"title":"S","offer_id":49010738790617,"sku":"1108301_5530","price":29.48,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0825\/8741\/8841\/files\/unisex-heavy-blend-hoodie-black-front-6a6684d9a6865.jpg?v=1785103597"},{"product_id":"i-want-joe-blob-oversized-hoodie","title":"\"I Want Joe Blob\" Oversized Hoodie","description":"\u003cp\u003eYou know what you want. Nasty Tee's \"I Want Joe Blob\" oversized hoodie features the iconic Nasty Tee's skull badge graphic and a bold spoonerism that'll have everyone doing a double take. Roomy, cozy, and unapologetically streetwear.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePremium heavyweight fleece, oversized fit\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDropped shoulders for that streetwear silhouette\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNasty Tee's skull badge graphic\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eKangaroo pocket and drawstring hood\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSizes S–5XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e🎨 \u003cstrong\u003eLove the spoonerism but want to upgrade or customize it your way?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWe can make it yours — three ways:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cdiv style=\"background-color:#1a1a2e;border-left:4px solid #b8860b;padding:14px 18px;margin:12px 0;border-radius:4px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 6px 0;\"\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"color:#b8860b;\"\u003e👕 Garment Upgrade\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 10px 0;color:#ffffff;\"\u003eLove the design as-is but want it on a premium blank like Comfort Colors, a hoodie, or a tank? The $5 mockup fee and garment upgrade cost are both charged upfront. Just select your blank, submit your request, and we'll take it from there — no approval needed, it goes straight to print.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 12px 0;color:#cccccc;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e🔹 Logo placement: By default our logo will be centered on the front with your words wrapped around it. Prefer something different? You can opt for a small logo on the upper chest instead, or no logo on the front at all. Either way, all garments (excluding hats) will always have our logo in bold print on the back.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"\/pages\/upgrade-my-garment\" style=\"display:inline-block;background-color:#b8860b;color:#ffffff;padding:10px 20px;font-size:14px;font-weight:bold;text-decoration:none;border-radius:4px;\"\u003eUpgrade My Garment → Click Here\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv style=\"background-color:#1a2e1a;border-left:4px solid #4caf50;padding:14px 18px;margin:12px 0;border-radius:4px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 6px 0;\"\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"color:#4caf50;\"\u003e🎨 Design Customization\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 10px 0;color:#ffffff;\"\u003eLove the spoonerism but want a different font, color, or layout? We'll redesign it for you. The $5 mockup fee is charged upfront and you'll get 2 mockup options with a 48-hour approval window. Once you approve, we'll send you a payment link for the garment cost and your order goes to print.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 12px 0;color:#cccccc;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e🔹 Logo placement: By default our logo will be centered on the front with your words wrapped around it. Prefer something different? You can opt for a small logo on the upper chest instead, or no logo on the front at all. Either way, all garments (excluding hats) will always have our logo in bold print on the back.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"\/pages\/customize-this-design\" style=\"display:inline-block;background-color:#4caf50;color:#ffffff;padding:10px 20px;font-size:14px;font-weight:bold;text-decoration:none;border-radius:4px;\"\u003eCustomize My Design → Click Here\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv style=\"background-color:#2e1a2e;border-left:4px solid #9c27b0;padding:14px 18px;margin:12px 0;border-radius:4px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 6px 0;\"\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"color:#9c27b0;\"\u003e✨ Build Your Own From Scratch\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 10px 0;color:#ffffff;\"\u003eWant to create something completely your own? Use your own words, pick one of our spoonerisms, or bring us your idea and we'll bring it to life. Just pay the $5 mockup fee to get started — you'll get 2 mockup options and nothing goes to print until you give the green light. Once you approve, we'll send you a payment link for the garment cost.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 12px 0;color:#cccccc;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e🔹 Logo placement: By default our logo will be centered on the front with your words wrapped around it. Prefer something different? You can opt for a small logo on the upper chest instead, or no logo on the front at all. Either way, all garments (excluding hats) will always have our logo in bold print on the back.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"\/pages\/custom-order-request\" style=\"display:inline-block;background-color:#9c27b0;color:#ffffff;padding:10px 20px;font-size:14px;font-weight:bold;text-decoration:none;border-radius:4px;\"\u003eStart My Custom Order → Click Here\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Nasty Tee's","offers":[{"title":"S","offer_id":49013991669977,"sku":"1850123_19193","price":49.31,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0825\/8741\/8841\/files\/unisex-relax-hoodie-black-front-6a820570f3e57.jpg?v=1786905975"},{"product_id":"card-hock-hoodie","title":"\"Card Hock\" Hoodie","description":"\u003cp\u003eBold, loud, and unapologetic. Nasty Tee's \"Card Hock\" hoodie hits different with oversized red stencil lettering surrounding the iconic skull badge logo. Heavyweight fleece, streetwear attitude, maximum double takes.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e50% cotton, 50% polyester heavy blend fleece\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex fit with kangaroo pocket and drawstring hood\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBold \"Card Hock\" stencil graphic with Nasty Tee's skull badge\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSizes S–5XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBecause subtlety is overrated\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e🎨 \u003cstrong\u003eLove the spoonerism but want to upgrade or customize it your way?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWe can make it yours — three ways:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cdiv style=\"background-color:#1a1a2e;border-left:4px solid #b8860b;padding:14px 18px;margin:12px 0;border-radius:4px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 6px 0;\"\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"color:#b8860b;\"\u003e👕 Garment Upgrade\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 10px 0;color:#ffffff;\"\u003eLove the design as-is but want it on a premium blank like Comfort Colors, a hoodie, or a tank? The $5 mockup fee and garment upgrade cost are both charged upfront. Just select your blank, submit your request, and we'll take it from there — no approval needed, it goes straight to print.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 12px 0;color:#cccccc;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e🔹 Logo placement: By default our logo will be centered on the front with your words wrapped around it. Prefer something different? You can opt for a small logo on the upper chest instead, or no logo on the front at all. Either way, all garments (excluding hats) will always have our logo in bold print on the back.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"\/pages\/upgrade-my-garment\" style=\"display:inline-block;background-color:#b8860b;color:#ffffff;padding:10px 20px;font-size:14px;font-weight:bold;text-decoration:none;border-radius:4px;\"\u003eUpgrade My Garment → Click Here\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv style=\"background-color:#1a2e1a;border-left:4px solid #4caf50;padding:14px 18px;margin:12px 0;border-radius:4px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 6px 0;\"\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"color:#4caf50;\"\u003e🎨 Design Customization\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 10px 0;color:#ffffff;\"\u003eLove the spoonerism but want a different font, color, or layout? We'll redesign it for you. The $5 mockup fee is charged upfront and you'll get 2 mockup options with a 48-hour approval window. Once you approve, we'll send you a payment link for the garment cost and your order goes to print.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 12px 0;color:#cccccc;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e🔹 Logo placement: By default our logo will be centered on the front with your words wrapped around it. Prefer something different? You can opt for a small logo on the upper chest instead, or no logo on the front at all. Either way, all garments (excluding hats) will always have our logo in bold print on the back.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"\/pages\/customize-this-design\" style=\"display:inline-block;background-color:#4caf50;color:#ffffff;padding:10px 20px;font-size:14px;font-weight:bold;text-decoration:none;border-radius:4px;\"\u003eCustomize My Design → Click Here\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv style=\"background-color:#2e1a2e;border-left:4px solid #9c27b0;padding:14px 18px;margin:12px 0;border-radius:4px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 6px 0;\"\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"color:#9c27b0;\"\u003e✨ Build Your Own From Scratch\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 10px 0;color:#ffffff;\"\u003eWant to create something completely your own? Use your own words, pick one of our spoonerisms, or bring us your idea and we'll bring it to life. Just pay the $5 mockup fee to get started — you'll get 2 mockup options and nothing goes to print until you give the green light. Once you approve, we'll send you a payment link for the garment cost.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 12px 0;color:#cccccc;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e🔹 Logo placement: By default our logo will be centered on the front with your words wrapped around it. Prefer something different? You can opt for a small logo on the upper chest instead, or no logo on the front at all. Either way, all garments (excluding hats) will always have our logo in bold print on the back.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"\/pages\/custom-order-request\" style=\"display:inline-block;background-color:#9c27b0;color:#ffffff;padding:10px 20px;font-size:14px;font-weight:bold;text-decoration:none;border-radius:4px;\"\u003eStart My Custom Order → Click Here\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Nasty Tee's","offers":[{"title":"S","offer_id":49023328911577,"sku":"8236827_5530","price":29.48,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0825\/8741\/8841\/files\/unisex-heavy-blend-hoodie-black-front-6a6a6338ef3a9.jpg?v=1785357163"},{"product_id":"pet-wussy-hoodie","title":"\"Pet Wussy\" Hoodie","description":"\u003cp\u003eYou know exactly what it means. Nasty Tee's \"Pet Wussy\" hoodie features bold teal and purple lettering surrounding the iconic skull badge logo — cozy heavyweight fleece with maximum streetwear attitude.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e50% cotton, 50% polyester heavy blend fleece\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex fit with kangaroo pocket and drawstring hood\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBold \"Pet Wussy\" graphic with Nasty Tee's skull badge in teal \u0026amp; purple\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSizes S–5XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWear it loud, wear it proud\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e🎨 \u003cstrong\u003eLove the spoonerism but want to upgrade or customize it your way?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWe can make it yours — three ways:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cdiv style=\"background-color:#1a1a2e;border-left:4px solid #b8860b;padding:14px 18px;margin:12px 0;border-radius:4px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 6px 0;\"\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"color:#b8860b;\"\u003e👕 Garment Upgrade\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 10px 0;color:#ffffff;\"\u003eLove the design as-is but want it on a premium blank like Comfort Colors, a hoodie, or a tank? The $5 mockup fee and garment upgrade cost are both charged upfront. Just select your blank, submit your request, and we'll take it from there — no approval needed, it goes straight to print.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 12px 0;color:#cccccc;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e🔹 Logo placement: By default our logo will be centered on the front with your words wrapped around it. Prefer something different? You can opt for a small logo on the upper chest instead, or no logo on the front at all. Either way, all garments (excluding hats) will always have our logo in bold print on the back.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"\/pages\/upgrade-my-garment\" style=\"display:inline-block;background-color:#b8860b;color:#ffffff;padding:10px 20px;font-size:14px;font-weight:bold;text-decoration:none;border-radius:4px;\"\u003eUpgrade My Garment → Click Here\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv style=\"background-color:#1a2e1a;border-left:4px solid #4caf50;padding:14px 18px;margin:12px 0;border-radius:4px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 6px 0;\"\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"color:#4caf50;\"\u003e🎨 Design Customization\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 10px 0;color:#ffffff;\"\u003eLove the spoonerism but want a different font, color, or layout? We'll redesign it for you. The $5 mockup fee is charged upfront and you'll get 2 mockup options with a 48-hour approval window. Once you approve, we'll send you a payment link for the garment cost and your order goes to print.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 12px 0;color:#cccccc;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e🔹 Logo placement: By default our logo will be centered on the front with your words wrapped around it. Prefer something different? You can opt for a small logo on the upper chest instead, or no logo on the front at all. Either way, all garments (excluding hats) will always have our logo in bold print on the back.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"\/pages\/customize-this-design\" style=\"display:inline-block;background-color:#4caf50;color:#ffffff;padding:10px 20px;font-size:14px;font-weight:bold;text-decoration:none;border-radius:4px;\"\u003eCustomize My Design → Click Here\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv style=\"background-color:#2e1a2e;border-left:4px solid #9c27b0;padding:14px 18px;margin:12px 0;border-radius:4px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 6px 0;\"\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"color:#9c27b0;\"\u003e✨ Build Your Own From Scratch\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 10px 0;color:#ffffff;\"\u003eWant to create something completely your own? Use your own words, pick one of our spoonerisms, or bring us your idea and we'll bring it to life. Just pay the $5 mockup fee to get started — you'll get 2 mockup options and nothing goes to print until you give the green light. Once you approve, we'll send you a payment link for the garment cost.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 12px 0;color:#cccccc;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e🔹 Logo placement: By default our logo will be centered on the front with your words wrapped around it. Prefer something different? You can opt for a small logo on the upper chest instead, or no logo on the front at all. Either way, all garments (excluding hats) will always have our logo in bold print on the back.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"\/pages\/custom-order-request\" style=\"display:inline-block;background-color:#9c27b0;color:#ffffff;padding:10px 20px;font-size:14px;font-weight:bold;text-decoration:none;border-radius:4px;\"\u003eStart My Custom Order → Click Here\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Nasty Tee's","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":49023593349337,"sku":"3020394_5530","price":29.48,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0825\/8741\/8841\/files\/unisex-heavy-blend-hoodie-black-front-6a6aa58b14bf7.jpg?v=1785374115"},{"product_id":"peat-swussy-hoodie","title":"\"Peat Swussy\" Hoodie","description":"\u003cp\u003eCozy, bold, and unapologetically Nasty Tee's. The \"Peat Swussy\" hoodie features oversized bubbly pink lettering surrounding the iconic skull badge logo — heavyweight fleece comfort with maximum streetwear attitude.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e50% cotton, 50% polyester heavy blend fleece\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex fit with kangaroo pocket and drawstring hood\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBold \"Peat Swussy\" bubbly graphic with Nasty Tee's skull badge in pink\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSizes S–5XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe hoodie that says everything without saying anything\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e🎨 \u003cstrong\u003eLove the spoonerism but want to upgrade or customize it your way?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWe can make it yours — three ways:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cdiv style=\"background-color:#1a1a2e;border-left:4px solid #b8860b;padding:14px 18px;margin:12px 0;border-radius:4px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 6px 0;\"\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"color:#b8860b;\"\u003e👕 Garment Upgrade\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 10px 0;color:#ffffff;\"\u003eLove the design as-is but want it on a premium blank like Comfort Colors, a hoodie, or a tank? The $5 mockup fee and garment upgrade cost are both charged upfront. Just select your blank, your color, and your size — then submit your request and we'll take it from there. No approval needed, it goes straight to print.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 6px 0;color:#cccccc;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e🔹 Color note: If your chosen color conflicts with the design, we'll reach out by email before printing to work it out together.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 12px 0;color:#cccccc;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e🔹 Logo placement: By default our logo will be centered on the front with your words wrapped around it. Prefer something different? You can opt for a small logo on the upper chest instead, or no logo on the front at all. Either way, all garments (excluding hats) will always have our logo in bold print on the back.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"\/pages\/upgrade-my-garment\" style=\"display:inline-block;background-color:#b8860b;color:#ffffff;padding:10px 20px;font-size:14px;font-weight:bold;text-decoration:none;border-radius:4px;\"\u003eUpgrade My Garment → Click Here\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv style=\"background-color:#1a2e1a;border-left:4px solid #4caf50;padding:14px 18px;margin:12px 0;border-radius:4px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 6px 0;\"\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"color:#4caf50;\"\u003e🎨 Design Customization\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 10px 0;color:#ffffff;\"\u003eLove the spoonerism but want a different font, color, or layout? We'll redesign it for you. The $5 mockup fee is charged upfront and you'll get 2 mockup options with a 48-hour approval window. Once you approve, we'll send you a payment link for the garment cost and your order goes to print.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 12px 0;color:#cccccc;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e🔹 Logo placement: By default our logo will be centered on the front with your words wrapped around it. Prefer something different? You can opt for a small logo on the upper chest instead, or no logo on the front at all. Either way, all garments (excluding hats) will always have our logo in bold print on the back.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"\/pages\/customize-this-design\" style=\"display:inline-block;background-color:#4caf50;color:#ffffff;padding:10px 20px;font-size:14px;font-weight:bold;text-decoration:none;border-radius:4px;\"\u003eCustomize My Design → Click Here\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv style=\"background-color:#2e1a2e;border-left:4px solid #9c27b0;padding:14px 18px;margin:12px 0;border-radius:4px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 6px 0;\"\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"color:#9c27b0;\"\u003e✨ Build Your Own From Scratch\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 10px 0;color:#ffffff;\"\u003eWant to create something completely your own? Use your own words, pick one of our spoonerisms, or bring us your idea and we'll bring it to life. Just pay the $5 mockup fee to get started — you'll get 2 mockup options and nothing goes to print until you give the green light. Once you approve, we'll send you a payment link for the garment cost.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 12px 0;color:#cccccc;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e🔹 Logo placement: By default our logo will be centered on the front with your words wrapped around it. Prefer something different? You can opt for a small logo on the upper chest instead, or no logo on the front at all. Either way, all garments (excluding hats) will always have our logo in bold print on the back.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"\/pages\/custom-order-request\" style=\"display:inline-block;background-color:#9c27b0;color:#ffffff;padding:10px 20px;font-size:14px;font-weight:bold;text-decoration:none;border-radius:4px;\"\u003eStart My Custom Order → Click Here\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Nasty Tee's","offers":[{"title":"S","offer_id":49026177859801,"sku":"6278597_5530","price":34.35,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0825\/8741\/8841\/files\/unisex-heavy-blend-hoodie-black-front-6a6bb07d210cc.jpg?v=1785442474"},{"product_id":"buck-feaver-oversized-hoodie","title":"\"Buck Feaver\" Oversized Hoodie","description":"\u003cp\u003eIt's that time of year and you've got it bad. Nasty Tee's \"Buck Feaver\" oversized hoodie features bold green and red lettering surrounding the iconic skull badge logo — heavyweight fleece with a dropped shoulder silhouette and maximum streetwear energy.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePremium heavyweight fleece, oversized fit\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDropped shoulders for that streetwear silhouette\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBold \"Buck Feaver\" graphic with Nasty Tee's skull badge in green \u0026amp; red\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eKangaroo pocket and drawstring hood\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSizes S–5XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e🎨 \u003cstrong\u003eLove the spoonerism but want to upgrade or customize it your way?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWe can make it yours — three ways:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cdiv style=\"background-color:#1a1a2e;border-left:4px solid #b8860b;padding:14px 18px;margin:12px 0;border-radius:4px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 6px 0;\"\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"color:#b8860b;\"\u003e👕 Garment Upgrade\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 10px 0;color:#ffffff;\"\u003eLove the design as-is but want it on a premium blank like Comfort Colors, a hoodie, or a tank? The $5 mockup fee and garment upgrade cost are both charged upfront. Just select your blank, submit your request, and we'll take it from there — no approval needed, it goes straight to print.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 12px 0;color:#cccccc;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e🔹 Logo placement: By default our logo will be centered on the front with your words wrapped around it. Prefer something different? You can opt for a small logo on the upper chest instead, or no logo on the front at all. Either way, all garments (excluding hats) will always have our logo in bold print on the back.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"\/pages\/upgrade-my-garment\" style=\"display:inline-block;background-color:#b8860b;color:#ffffff;padding:10px 20px;font-size:14px;font-weight:bold;text-decoration:none;border-radius:4px;\"\u003eUpgrade My Garment → Click Here\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv style=\"background-color:#1a2e1a;border-left:4px solid #4caf50;padding:14px 18px;margin:12px 0;border-radius:4px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 6px 0;\"\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"color:#4caf50;\"\u003e🎨 Design Customization\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 10px 0;color:#ffffff;\"\u003eLove the spoonerism but want a different font, color, or layout? We'll redesign it for you. The $5 mockup fee is charged upfront and you'll get 2 mockup options with a 48-hour approval window. Once you approve, we'll send you a payment link for the garment cost and your order goes to print.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 12px 0;color:#cccccc;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e🔹 Logo placement: By default our logo will be centered on the front with your words wrapped around it. Prefer something different? You can opt for a small logo on the upper chest instead, or no logo on the front at all. Either way, all garments (excluding hats) will always have our logo in bold print on the back.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"\/pages\/customize-this-design\" style=\"display:inline-block;background-color:#4caf50;color:#ffffff;padding:10px 20px;font-size:14px;font-weight:bold;text-decoration:none;border-radius:4px;\"\u003eCustomize My Design → Click Here\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv style=\"background-color:#2e1a2e;border-left:4px solid #9c27b0;padding:14px 18px;margin:12px 0;border-radius:4px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 6px 0;\"\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"color:#9c27b0;\"\u003e✨ Build Your Own From Scratch\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 10px 0;color:#ffffff;\"\u003eWant to create something completely your own? Use your own words, pick one of our spoonerisms, or bring us your idea and we'll bring it to life. Just pay the $5 mockup fee to get started — you'll get 2 mockup options and nothing goes to print until you give the green light. Once you approve, we'll send you a payment link for the garment cost.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 12px 0;color:#cccccc;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e🔹 Logo placement: By default our logo will be centered on the front with your words wrapped around it. Prefer something different? You can opt for a small logo on the upper chest instead, or no logo on the front at all. Either way, all garments (excluding hats) will always have our logo in bold print on the back.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"\/pages\/custom-order-request\" style=\"display:inline-block;background-color:#9c27b0;color:#ffffff;padding:10px 20px;font-size:14px;font-weight:bold;text-decoration:none;border-radius:4px;\"\u003eStart My Custom Order → Click Here\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Nasty Tee's","offers":[{"title":"S","offer_id":49026306965721,"sku":"9246993_19193","price":49.83,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0825\/8741\/8841\/files\/unisex-relax-hoodie-black-front-6a6bb9f9bea75.jpg?v=1785444877"},{"product_id":"ciff-stock-hoodie","title":"\"Ciff Stock\" Hoodie","description":"\u003cp\u003eStiff competition, meet your match. Nasty Tee's \"Ciff Stock\" hoodie features bold red left-chest lettering alongside the iconic skull badge logo — a clean, understated placement with maximum Nasty Tee's energy.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e50% cotton, 50% polyester heavy blend fleece\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex fit with kangaroo pocket and drawstring hood\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBold \"Ciff Stock\" left-chest graphic with Nasty Tee's skull badge\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight and cozy\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSizes S–5XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e🎨 \u003cstrong\u003eLove the spoonerism but want to upgrade or customize it your way?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWe can make it yours — three ways:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cdiv style=\"background-color:#1a1a2e;border-left:4px solid #b8860b;padding:14px 18px;margin:12px 0;border-radius:4px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 6px 0;\"\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"color:#b8860b;\"\u003e👕 Garment Upgrade\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 10px 0;color:#ffffff;\"\u003eLove the design as-is but want it on a premium blank like Comfort Colors, a hoodie, or a tank? The $5 mockup fee and garment upgrade cost are both charged upfront. Just select your blank, submit your request, and we'll take it from there — no approval needed, it goes straight to print.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 12px 0;color:#cccccc;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e🔹 Logo placement: By default our logo will be centered on the front with your words wrapped around it. Prefer something different? You can opt for a small logo on the upper chest instead, or no logo on the front at all. Either way, all garments (excluding hats) will always have our logo in bold print on the back.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"\/pages\/upgrade-my-garment\" style=\"display:inline-block;background-color:#b8860b;color:#ffffff;padding:10px 20px;font-size:14px;font-weight:bold;text-decoration:none;border-radius:4px;\"\u003eUpgrade My Garment → Click Here\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv style=\"background-color:#1a2e1a;border-left:4px solid #4caf50;padding:14px 18px;margin:12px 0;border-radius:4px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 6px 0;\"\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"color:#4caf50;\"\u003e🎨 Design Customization\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 10px 0;color:#ffffff;\"\u003eLove the spoonerism but want a different font, color, or layout? We'll redesign it for you. The $5 mockup fee is charged upfront and you'll get 2 mockup options with a 48-hour approval window. Once you approve, we'll send you a payment link for the garment cost and your order goes to print.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 12px 0;color:#cccccc;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e🔹 Logo placement: By default our logo will be centered on the front with your words wrapped around it. Prefer something different? You can opt for a small logo on the upper chest instead, or no logo on the front at all. Either way, all garments (excluding hats) will always have our logo in bold print on the back.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"\/pages\/customize-this-design\" style=\"display:inline-block;background-color:#4caf50;color:#ffffff;padding:10px 20px;font-size:14px;font-weight:bold;text-decoration:none;border-radius:4px;\"\u003eCustomize My Design → Click Here\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv style=\"background-color:#2e1a2e;border-left:4px solid #9c27b0;padding:14px 18px;margin:12px 0;border-radius:4px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 6px 0;\"\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"color:#9c27b0;\"\u003e✨ Build Your Own From Scratch\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 10px 0;color:#ffffff;\"\u003eWant to create something completely your own? Use your own words, pick one of our spoonerisms, or bring us your idea and we'll bring it to life. Just pay the $5 mockup fee to get started — you'll get 2 mockup options and nothing goes to print until you give the green light. Once you approve, we'll send you a payment link for the garment cost.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 12px 0;color:#cccccc;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e🔹 Logo placement: By default our logo will be centered on the front with your words wrapped around it. Prefer something different? You can opt for a small logo on the upper chest instead, or no logo on the front at all. 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