{"product_id":"fart-smone-hoodie","title":"\"Fart Smone\" Unisex Hoodie","description":"\u003cp\u003eSay it out loud. \u003cem\u003eFart Smone.\u003c\/em\u003e Now say it faster.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe \"Fart Smone\" unisex hoodie is soft, cozy, and built for all-day wear — featuring our signature Nasty Tee's skull badge graphic. Perfect for cooler evenings and getting a second glance.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeather Sport Dark Navy: 40% cotton, 60% polyester\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFabric weight: 8.0 oz\/yd² (271.25 g\/m²)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAir-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDouble-lined hood with matching drawcord\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eQuarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e1×1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFront pouch pocket\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDouble-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBlank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, or El Salvador\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eNote: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cdiv style=\"background:#1a1a1a;border:2px solid #b8860b;border-radius:10px;padding:18px 20px;margin:20px 0;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"color:#b8860b;font-weight:bold;font-size:1.05em;margin:0 0 8px 0\"\u003e👕 Love this design? Upgrade the blank!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"color:#cccccc;font-size:.95em;margin:0 0 10px 0\"\u003eWant \"Fart Smone\" printed on a different garment? Just select your garment, color and size, and submit your upgrade request — we'll take it from there.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"color:#cccccc;font-size:.88em;margin:0 0 6px 0\"\u003e🔹 \u003cem\u003eA non-refundable $5 mockup fee plus the cost of the garment are collected at checkout.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"color:#cccccc;font-size:.88em;margin:0 0 12px 0\"\u003e🔹 \u003cem\u003eColor note: If your chosen color conflicts with your design, we'll reach out by email within 48 hours to sort it out before printing.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"\/pages\/upgrade-garment-clean\" style=\"display:inline-block;background:#b8860b;color:#fff;font-weight:bold;padding:10px 22px;border-radius:6px;text-decoration:none;\"\u003eUpgrade My Garment →\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Nasty Tee's","offers":[{"title":"Heliconia \/ S","offer_id":49261028770009,"sku":"9655670_22257","price":35.03,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heliconia \/ M","offer_id":49261028802777,"sku":"9655670_22258","price":35.03,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heliconia \/ L","offer_id":49261028835545,"sku":"9655670_22259","price":35.03,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heliconia \/ XL","offer_id":49261028868313,"sku":"9655670_22260","price":35.03,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heliconia \/ 2XL","offer_id":49261028901081,"sku":"9655670_22261","price":36.68,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heliconia \/ 3XL","offer_id":49261028933849,"sku":"9655670_22262","price":38.33,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heliconia \/ 4XL","offer_id":49261028966617,"sku":"9655670_22263","price":39.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heliconia \/ 5XL","offer_id":49261028999385,"sku":"9655670_22264","price":41.63,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Carolina Blue \/ S","offer_id":49261029032153,"sku":"9655670_21635","price":35.03,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Carolina Blue \/ M","offer_id":49261029064921,"sku":"9655670_21636","price":35.03,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Carolina Blue \/ L","offer_id":49261029097689,"sku":"9655670_21637","price":35.03,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Carolina Blue \/ XL","offer_id":49261029130457,"sku":"9655670_21638","price":35.03,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Carolina Blue \/ 2XL","offer_id":49261029163225,"sku":"9655670_21639","price":36.68,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Carolina Blue \/ 3XL","offer_id":49261029195993,"sku":"9655670_21640","price":38.33,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Carolina Blue \/ 4XL","offer_id":49261029228761,"sku":"9655670_21641","price":39.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Carolina Blue \/ 5XL","offer_id":49261029261529,"sku":"9655670_21642","price":41.63,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":49261029294297,"sku":"9655670_5522","price":35.03,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":49261029327065,"sku":"9655670_5523","price":35.03,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":49261029359833,"sku":"9655670_5524","price":35.03,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":49261029392601,"sku":"9655670_5525","price":35.03,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":49261029425369,"sku":"9655670_5526","price":36.68,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":49261029458137,"sku":"9655670_5527","price":38.33,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 4XL","offer_id":49261029490905,"sku":"9655670_5528","price":39.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 5XL","offer_id":49261029523673,"sku":"9655670_5529","price":41.63,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0825\/8741\/8841\/files\/unisex-heavy-blend-hoodie-heliconia-front-6aaaf5f6c9cf8.jpg?v=1789589006","url":"https:\/\/nastytees.net\/products\/fart-smone-hoodie","provider":"Nasty Tee's","version":"1.0","type":"link"}