"I Have A Cubby Chock" Tank
"I Have A Cubby Chock" Tank
Own it. Nasty Tee's "I Have A Cubby Chock" tank is the kind of shirt that makes people stop, stare, and do a double take. Lightweight, breathable, and built for those who aren't afraid to say exactly what they mean... kind of.
- 100% combed ring-spun cotton
- Unisex fit, sleeveless with scoop neck
- Sizes XS–2XL
- Lightweight and breathable for all-day wear
- Because confidence looks good on everyone
🎨 Love the spoonerism but want to upgrade or customize it your way?
We can make it yours — three ways:
👕 Garment Upgrade
Love the design as-is but want it on a premium blank like Comfort Colors, a hoodie, or a tank? The $5 mockup fee and garment upgrade cost are both charged upfront. Just select your blank, submit your request, and we'll take it from there — no approval needed, it goes straight to print.
🔹 Logo placement: By default our logo will be centered on the front with your words wrapped around it. Prefer something different? You can opt for a small logo on the upper chest instead, or no logo on the front at all. Either way, all garments (excluding hats) will always have our logo in bold print on the back.
Upgrade My Garment → Click Here🎨 Design Customization
Love the spoonerism but want a different font, color, or layout? We'll redesign it for you. The $5 mockup fee is charged upfront and you'll get 2 mockup options with a 48-hour approval window. Once you approve, we'll send you a payment link for the garment cost and your order goes to print.
🔹 Logo placement: By default our logo will be centered on the front with your words wrapped around it. Prefer something different? You can opt for a small logo on the upper chest instead, or no logo on the front at all. Either way, all garments (excluding hats) will always have our logo in bold print on the back.
Customize My Design → Click Here✨ Build Your Own From Scratch
Want to create something completely your own? Use your own words, pick one of our spoonerisms, or bring us your idea and we'll bring it to life. Just pay the $5 mockup fee to get started — you'll get 2 mockup options and nothing goes to print until you give the green light. Once you approve, we'll send you a payment link for the garment cost.
🔹 Logo placement: By default our logo will be centered on the front with your words wrapped around it. Prefer something different? You can opt for a small logo on the upper chest instead, or no logo on the front at all. Either way, all garments (excluding hats) will always have our logo in bold print on the back.
Start My Custom Order → Click Here